Scotch and Proud

 

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Scotch banana

Sales of English blood set to boost economy

 

Untapped market set to thrive

English blood Justice

Stab someone and Scotland will stab

you right back

 

Justice system to be overhauled

Trump

Donald Trump buys Scotland

 

"It really didn't set me back that much."

Cigarettes to be renamed

 

Is it the only way to save us all?

 

Cigarettes Scotch panda

Panda kicked right in the sac by Labour

MP Joyce

 

Dismay at unprovoked attack at Edinburgh

Zoo

Scotch vejazzle

News

Danny Alexander MP admits "weakness"

 

Cheesy Wotsit consumption at record high

Scotch phantom

76% of MSPs simply don't exist

 

Worrying stats show a nation duped

Scotch borders

Only one town to survive in the Borders

 

Excitement grows as competition looms

Scotch syringe

Vaccinate a nation

 

YES vote to see mass euphoria

Scotch Com Games

Scots "Frankenstein" athletes almost

unbeatable

 

Genetic freaks to bring home golds by

the sackful

Scotch Euthanasia

Euthanasia set to sweep the nation

 

Holyrood opts for extermination

                   

       We have no idea what cookies are

Pizza Hut to "only sell burger pizza in

Scotland"

 

Controversial targeting of the obese

What crime does your town excel in?

 

Police Scotland identify the danger zones

Scotch pizza crime Scotch ally2 Scotch John collins2

McCoist turns to family to bolster team

 

Is the legend getting desparate?

Collins puts himself in the team

 

"I had no option"

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Cast members treated "like dogs"

 

BBC Scotland shaken to the core by allegations

MP Murphy loses his tiny mind

 

Jim now "incapable" of re-integrating back into society after exhausting campaign

 

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Alex Salmond is English

 

The Yes campaign hits the skids..

Farage to keep the UK together

 

Unlikely selection by Better

Together campaign

 

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Orange Order march saves UK

 

Millions change to Better Together

Campaign images "doctored"

 

Yes leaders admit to computer

imagery use

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Scotland's first new power unveiled

 

Nation to be given the power to bend time

Glasgow Councillors on Putin's payroll

 

City now a Russian stronghold

craig brown Glik2

Polish defender slates Scotland

 

Glik labels Scots "sh***y sh***y sh*t f**ks"

"Scotland will win World Cup"

 

Craig Brown bets the house on Scotland

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SFA ban tricolour from Celtic Park

 

Controversial move blasted by FAI

Michael Fish attacks Scottish weather

 

Respected weatherman turns air blue

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