We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation - Voltaire

 

The happiest lot on earth is to be born a Scotchman - Robert Louis Stevenson

 

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman. I was a Scotsman and I will always be one - Sean Connery

 

It's shite being Scottish - Renton

 

The Scots are definitely some of the wildest crowds around, there's no question about that. The dudes are real dudes - it's great. And i love Scotland, it's beautiful - Dave Grohl

 

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it - George Bernard Shaw

 

A country almost entirely filled with wanks - David Cameron MP