Scotch and Proud


Vote YES, get happy

Should Scots vote for Independence then Holyrood have sought to ensure that an immediate warm glow is felt, by committing to a series of vaccinations against anti-climax.


Though the serum will be genetically identical to MDMA, the Government have been clear that this will not be simply a case of the mass introduction of happy pills.


“Though people will be happier, it will be because of the success of Independence and the drug will purely enhance the happiness which will already be there,” clarified the Health Secretary.

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